Taking risk in the opportunity

Robbery in Guangzhou:

There was this robbery in Guangzhou , the robber shouted to everyone: “All don’t move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you”.

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

This is called “Mind Changing Concept –> Changing the conventional way of thinking”.
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One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her “Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!”

This is called “Being Professional –> Focus only on what you are trained to do!”
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When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), “Big bro, let’s count how much we got”, the older robber rebutted and said, “You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!”

This is called “Experience –> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!”
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After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says “Wait, wait wait, let’s put the 5 million RMB we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed”.

This is called “Swim with the tide –> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!”
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The supervisor says “It will be good if there is a robbery every month”.

This is called “Killing Boredom –> Happiness is most important.”
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The next day, TV news reported that 100 million RMB was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million RMB. The robbers were very angry and complained “We risked our lives and only took 20 million RMB, the bank manager took 80 million RMB with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated to be a thief!”

This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold !”
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The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC shares are now covered by this robbery.

This is called “Seizing the opportunity –> daring to take risks!

The Story Behind Your Date of Birth

STORY BEHIND YOUR DATE OF BIRTH !!!! Interesting !!

Hey this is really true and see it will work for you too

If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1….

If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number 2…

If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r number 3…

If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r number 4…

If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r number 5…

If U were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then U r number 6…

If U were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then U r number 7…

If U were born on the 8th,17th,26th of any month then U r number 8…

If U were born on the 9th,18th,27th of any month then U r number 9…

Number 1

You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest,Jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authorities, Famous person… always want to be and regarded as first on people position, they are often like to be independent, will never be under others, self confident people!

You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views
And you are most likely to take revenge over your enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good profession in the future.

If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody will have mental attraction and respect at you. You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive and well talented in numerous issues!! But in your life you will always have some people who will work hard to bring you & your name down. This is undercover!! Because of your smart behavior you will be hated by some people too…

Your family life is very cool, you will have a very nice partner & wonderful children… You are pioneer, independent & original…

Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!

note: if you don’t share bad luck for 10 years it true please don’t ignore

Number 2

No matter what, you will be loved by every one because your ruler is the moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. You are a person who day dream a lot, you have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in your life, you are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to time and circumstances, kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, verbal communication.

Your attitudes are like the Moon, comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a Hitler who wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community and your own home).

If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your words are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge you can predict the situation. You will become poets, writers, any Artistic business people!

You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible woman in the whole family. If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or Vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of Your family…You are gentle , intuitive with a broad vision, a power behind the scenes, well balanced People!!!

Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!

note: if you don’t share bad luck for 10 years it true please don’t ignore

Number 3

You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious, loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problems within your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything.. You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. So wherever you go always you have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wanted to work hard in order to achieve something.. You will not get anything without hardwork! When you reach a man/ woman age you want other younger once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect people older than them. You do set so many examples to others.

Generally you are not a cool person. It’s not easy thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone’s attitude then here you go, what can I say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others.

Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won’t be long.. you will always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bit too much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. If you are a guy then it’s over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21st born men). And number 3s you will
be such an example of how to be in the culture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good character and culture & hardworking attitude. You always follow.

You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition focused, a person who brings beauty , hope & joy to this world!!!

Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!

note: if you don’t share bad luck for 10 years it true please don’t ignore

Number 4

You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough word power.. Might put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. If you are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of the time after girl friends (almost) at times, you will have sort of too much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will spend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed and don’t know what to do… So be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!!

Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends. Tell you what you people are little gem! s, specially the girls.. You always fall in love in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments, for an example you have got a degree in some thing… but you will be unemployed.. or will do very ordinary jobs.

But you will take care of your family very well…All you need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart. And beware of your relations too..

You are radical, patient, persistent,a bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order…

Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!

note: if you don’t share bad luck for 10 years it true please don’t ignore

Number 5

You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by just chatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you are a person who does anything when your head thinks “lets do this”. You will be famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humor ,you are the one your friends and families will always ask for help, and you are the one actually get money on credit and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Because your other half will have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! You tend to go for other relationships! Contacts even you are married at times because of your popularity..

You are someone who get along with anyone because the number 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are an explorer with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it’s your best teacher!!!

Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!

note: if you don’t share bad luck for 10 years it true please don’t ignore

Number 6

Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You don’t care about others. I mean you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will be very good in either education or work wise or business management! You are talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in your lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love.

You are lovable by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kind of looks from most girls and will involve in more than few relationships until you get married. If you are girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are a caring person towards your family & friends .

If you miss the half-way mark then you are about to suffer physically and mentally. Generally you will lead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgment, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for every life because you have the great power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further…

Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5 !!!
note: if you don’t share bad luck for 10 years it true please don’t ignore

Number 7

You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic, very confident, happy, such a talented individual with your education, music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problems with bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjects listed above.

You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be in the top rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls, you are a very talented too. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life.

Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but still always number 7s have some sort of willfulness, such worries all their lifetime.

It’s probably the Lord given you all sort of over the standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don’t, then you might end-up single. So take care with this issue, ok?

You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person.. You are born to contribute lots to this world!!!

Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!
note: if you don’t share bad luck for 10 years it true please don’t ignore

Number 8

You are a very strong personality, there’s no one out there will understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and say “this is what”.
You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I mean poverty. If your times are not good you might lose either of your parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the way in life.

The problems will not allow you to study further, but you will learn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with handful of friends and most of the time live life lonely and always prepared to help others.

Well. once you get married (which is often late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and you! u become safe. You will face unexpected problems such as :
the error, government, poisonous animals, accidents.

You are some one with great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a family team. You are a fighter!

Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!
note: if you don’t share bad luck for 10 years it true please don’t ignore

Number 9

Hey…you guys are the incompatibles people in the world. You are so strong, physically and mentally… You are often have big-aims. You will work hard and hard to get there. Normally you suffer in the early age from family problems and generally you will have fighting life.. But when you achieve what you have done, it’s always a big task you have done! You are so much respected in the community, you are a person who can make a challenge and successfully finish the matter off.

You are very naughty in your younger age, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you become calm and macho type.

Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good in engineering or banking jobs because people always trust you.

Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children.

Your such qualities are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate.

You are born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice.

You are totally a role model to anybody in the world for a great inspiration.

Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2

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So glad God does not require a smartphone

A week of shopping has made me wonder: am I smart enough to buy a smartphone?
HTC, iOS, WWDC, S3, Samung, G-U-L-P. How many models are there? How many options can one brain process? Carriers, updates, data plans, and sizes…someone help me! 3G, 4G, LTE, GSM, HSPA+. NFC, GPS, PPI. Dual-core, quad-core. Five megapixels, eight megapixels. Android 4.1, Android 4.2. iOS 6, iOS 7. Q10, Z10. Google Play, iTunes, iCloud. Windows Phone 8 (or is it Windows 8 Phone?). BlackBerry . iPhone 5, iPhone 5S. Samsung Galaxy S3, Samsung Galaxy S4. HTC One. Nexus 4.
Leaves me longing for the day of wired telephones . Changes happen so fast these days, can anyone keep up? By one estimate, there are some 37,000 smartphones on the market today. That was a month ago. Odds are the number is now 38,000. Increasing at the rate of the national debt. Are you kidding me?
I am glad, really glad, that talking to God does not require a smartphone. Jesus taught us to begin our prayers by saying, “Our Father in heaven” (Mt. 6:9). More specifically, our “Abba in heaven.” Abba was an intimate, tender, folksy, pedestrian term, the warmest of the Aramaic words for “father.” Formality stripped away. Proximity promised. Jesus invites us to approach God like a child approaches Daddy. No special training required. No monthly plan needed.
Stunning, don’t you think, that the highest conversation in life requires nothing but an open heart and a “Dear Father?” How gracious of God to keep it simple.
Even more gracious of Him not to require a smartphone.

Marriage Proposal

At a table in a candle-lit restaurant, a man and woman were having dinner, and the following conversation ensued:

Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?

Woman: (stands up and lands a
stinging slap on his face) I have
waited more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds,
bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to every male
specie of marriageable age! I took up new hobbies, watching
football and play station. I went
to Daystar, from Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis Christian Centre int’l, MFM, Christ
Embassy, Redeemed, from there I went to This Present Winners looking everywhere for you. I went from a size 14 to a size
10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see.

I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from
Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five, from hi-five to Facebook, then I went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping you would
show up! For where? I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, in fact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for
you o! I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect! The next place I was hoping to
check was the moon, before you
crawled out, crawled out from
the house directly next to mine!

So it was you all this while? The
neighbour I said hello to every morning? Were you trying to
destroy my faith?
You almost rendered my prayer life useless?
What were you waiting for?
What sign where you looking for? Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!
Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!!
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The Guy replied, “April Fool.”

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The Animal Magnetism

Are you one of those people for whom the day wouldn’t be quite right without discovering a little pet hair on your clothing when you get to work?  Does the pitter-patter of little feet continue even after the kids have gone off to college?  Do you swear you’re not going to get another pet, only to have one show up on your doorstep?

The human race’s affinity for animals is widespread and spans the centuries.  What most likely started out as a mutually beneficial relationship has evolved over the centuries.  Ancient Romans kept dogs and birds, as well as cats and horses, although they were likely working animals.  7th century Buddhist Monks raised goldfish in ponds and by the 14th century the Chinese were keeping them in bowls as pets.  By the mid-1800’s, as middle class society emerged, more people had the time and the money to keep animals purely as pets.1

According to the 2011-2012 APPA National Pet Owners Survey, 62% of U.S. households own a pet, which equates to 72.9 million homes, with more than 70 million dogs and more than 80 million cats among the mix.    Of course, there are some limits to pet “ownership” like home size, practicality and legal considerations.  You’re not likely to find a Siberian Tiger napping on your bed (unless you’re Siegfried or Roy) or a dolphin in your swimming pool.  Many of us have that little bit of fantasy in the back of our minds that we could somehow surround ourselves with all of the animals we have an affinity for.

There are a lot of historical, social and psychological reasons for our connection to animals, but the purpose here is to get you to look a little bit differently at your connection to specific creatures and what it might mean. What can we learn about ourselves from it?  For reasons that are on the spiritual side to some, and probably more on the psychological side to others, it is possible to discover a little bit more about ourselves and maybe about our path in life from these beings we are drawn to.

Start by just thinking about what particular animal you are MOST attracted to or have the strongest connection with.  It doesn’t have to be a domestic animal, though that is certainly allowed.  What’s your favorite animal; dog, a cat, fox, deer, dolphin, elephant, caribou?  Get yourself a piece of paper, or open up a text document on your computer and write or type the name of the animal.

Now without thinking too hard about it, start writing down words or traits that you associate with that animal.  Just whatever short bits come quickly to mind; like strength, wisdom, speed, leadership, power or that sort of thing. Think about how these traits might apply to you and your life.  Do you have more strength than you give yourself credit for?  Do others rely on your for your wisdom and leadership?  Often the qualities of the animals we are attracted to are qualities reflected in ourselves.

In a time of difficulty or struggle, think about this animal and the qualities that you admire.  You might even get a little crazy and imagine yourself AS that animal and feel those qualities in yourself.  Find in yourself the strength of a horse to power your way through a difficult task, or the cleverness of a fox to quickly think your way out of a tricky situation.

During a meditation or other quiet moment, visualize yourself in your favorite place in nature. Imagine that your animal appears to you and you are able to have a conversation with it. Ask what messages they may have for you, or simply chat with the being and find out what it has to say.

You can go even further into exploring yourself and your life by looking deeper into the meaning, mythology and lore of your chosen animal.  Research Native American mythology and learn about the crow’s connection to sacred law or the wolf as a teacher.  What did cats represent to the ancient Egyptians?  What element or god is it associated with?  How does it all relate to where you are in your life and where you’re heading?  Or where you’ve been?  You might be surprised!

Lastly, you take a look at other animals that might be associated with this animal.  Cats and mice?  Dogs and cats?  What does your animal eat if left to its own devices?  What might eat your animal?  Look for the interrelationships there and what those animals might mean to you in correlation with yours.  How does it relate to you and your life?  Are you a dog person who has a pesky cat annoying you somewhere in your life?  What is the solution to that?  (And no, it is NOT eat them!)

Sometimes when we find ourselves stuck in a rut in life, a little self-reflection can be a good thing.  Perhaps many things could be substituted for an animal and work in the same way, but given our natural affinity for them, it may simply come more naturally to work with an animal as a reference.  Many cultures place faith the in power of totem animals or animal guides and guardians.  Maybe the solution to some of modern society’s angst can be found in some old wisdom and an open mind.

References:

http://www.libraryindex.com/pages/2205/Pets-HISTORY.html

http://www.americanpetproducts.org/press_industrytrends.aspImage

 

Confession- True or False

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married my parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouse
s. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word.
She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.”

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.

I walked straight towards my car to get a condom. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,”We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

 

What Turns Men Off

Things that turn men off.

You have been in the singles club for quite some time now, all your girlfriends whom you consider not as gorgeous as you, are either married or in serious relationships with a guy you envy. You have gone for many dates but no guy bothers to call you back, so what really went did you do wrong?

You may assume that you were destined to live alone or worse still, you may think that the many men eye you are intimidated by your beauty and maybe one day the perfect match will come by.

There is an old saying that our mothers told us…’you will kiss many frogs before you find the man who will sweep you off your feet’. Well, probably there is one thing that your mama never told you that some behaviours are a complete turnoff to men either when you are meeting him for the first time or during the courtship.

The search for a perfect man can leave you devastated and lonely. Ladies, no matter how much you complain about men folk, if you take a closer look at your behaviour you may realize that you are the one sabotaging your relationship sending all men to run for dear lives. Men are sensitive by nature though they may not admit it. They are turned off by small things that women do.

A complainer/whiner

Ask any man and they will all agree there that nothing turns them off like a woman who is always complaining entirely about the whole world and is out to prove that she is being persecuted by everyone is a no. She has perfected the art of seeing the glass half-empty rather than half full. Men love women who they can relate with easily at equal level. Confidence and friendliness, these are qualities that are appreciated. If you must complain to a man, prove solutions too and that way, it creates room for discussion and everything will balance out.

A man hater

It is your first date with a cool dude and all you are talking about is how you despise men, how all men are dogs and they all cheat…you have put a mindset that there exists no good man in the universe and you suggest that all ladies should remain single. This kind of talk has perfectly spoiled the mood and granted you a big NO from your date. Even if you have had your heart broken, reserve your comments to your girlfriends. Again, nothing is quite intimidating as a lady who talks ill about the menfolk during a date. It makes the man to feel incomplete and wonder what you are doing with her.

Arrogance and public rudeness

We all know of women who throw tantrums at the slightest provocation creating the inclination of a two year old baby, especially in public places. Men love women who are sensitive to other people’s feelings and who avoids conflicts and knows how to deal with issues when placed in confrontational situations. Confronting and yelling at a waiter or waitress who has brought a wrong order in a restaurant will leave the man wondering whether he can live with that kind of character in his house.

Insecure about looks

Men love women with high self esteem. A weak woman who always looks towards her man for compliments about her image is not liked generally. Someone who is firm, decisive and kind will be a great combination to attract men. Men get tired of all questions posed to them, especially when he is not in the mood. ‘Am I fat?’, ‘Am I too slim?’, ‘Should I add a few kilos?’, ‘Does my neck look too long in this attire?’ and many others. These are some questions that men find irritating though he may never mention it. What you may not know is that the qualities you do not like about yourself are what attracted him to you. So unless you are moving or looking for a new relationship, don’t mention this to a man you are already an item with.

Overly sensitive

Crying was always believed to be a sign of femininity and considered appealing to the stronger sex. However, a sobbing, whimpering woman can be a major irritant to turn men off. And women of the other hand do not despise or get repelled at a man crying. Just don’t be an overgrown baby.

Overly dependent

Guys do like playing the knight in the shining armor but just not all the time. So ladies, drop the damsel in distress act because most of the guys say they much prefer being with a woman who was independent. With all the empowerment talk of women, it is high time you learn to be your own providers and avoid depending on your husbands or boyfriends for provision of your daily needs. Even the Bible says God blesses the works of our hands.

Poor communication

It is common knowledge that the fabric that holds a relationship together for long is constant communication and some bit of sex [or quality (memorable) time together].This works both ways and can be initiated from any platform, mode, means or medium. The bottom line is that you have communicated with your partner. Men feel happy, appreciated and loved when their ladies keep them in mind. That simple text message of ‘How are you doing?’, ‘I miss you’, ‘Have a lovely day’, ‘Safe journey’, ‘Good night’ or even that comment, like, re-tweet or that inbox message on social sites makes a man know that you are there for them. If something comes up, let them know even if you know they cannot help. Total blackout turns men off and can cost you the relationship. Keep the chats lively too and be honest.

Have a turn on engagement

Don’t Mess with Mau Forest,It’s the Jewel of Kenya

The single most identifying object for Kenya is wildlife. This is followed closely by athletes. The global illegal trade for wildlife and wildlife products is going up. In South Africa, in 2010 they lost 340 rhinos to poaching. Kenya is lucky because it has put in place the necessary security measures and what is normally seen at the airports is from neighboring countries and it has been confirmed through DNA analysis but this does not mean that elephants are not being killed in Kenya; they are but in smaller quantities which can be controlled and the average between the last five years is between 50 and 70 elephants per year. It is only Kenya that can account for its animals to the last one. This makes the country proud since the numbers are going up. This is witnessed across all the species. Some are struggling for example the lion and the main reason(s) here being that as the King of the Jungle, the require more space for breeding, hunting and roaming but that space is diminishing very first and the cause of this is the increase in Kenyan population which is increasing at a rate of 1 million every year. The animals are feeling squeezed and this is a big challenge even in years to come.
The huge population comes with other grave effects and the threat therefore comes to wildlife since people look at them as either a source of livelihood or food. The national land management plan can adequately solve this issue when people are categorically moved away from wildlife dispersal areas, wildlife protected areas and wildlife corridors to better regions to avoid conflicts and destruction of ecosystems. Wildlife supports a huge industry in the country and it goes beyond tourism. As protected areas system supports tourism which contributes about 15 per cent of the GDP and this means national income. It also supports the entire water industry. In Kenya, the Kenya Wildlife Service (KWS) protects all the water towers in the country except one, The Mau. The entire water being used in Nairobi comes from Aberdares, a National Park. They also protect Mt Kenya and Mt Elgon. All these water towers are protected and supported by the wildlife industry. Water basically is life. Therefore the wildlife industry supports between 25 – 30 per cent of Kenya’s GDP.
The twist surrounding Maasai Mara is that the owner of the land in Narok County Council but the entire Maasai Mara is trust land and trust lands are community lands entrusted to local authorities. This means that all the money made from the land goes to the council. This is estimated at $25 million (Ksh2bn) making it the richest rural local authority in East and Central Africa. 30 per cent of tourists or visitors that come to Kenya end up in Maasai Mara in one way or another. This makes it the number one protected area by KWS in the country. The pain only comes in the management of this jewel which is equivalent to Kenya’s brand. Whatever goes wrong in Maasai Mara has ramifications on the image of the country. Tourism literatures classify the Mara as one of the best wildlife real estates in the world.  The local apparently are not happy because the proceeds from the park seem not to benefit them fully in terms of amenities and infrastructure but that is story for another day.
KWS does not have any control of Mau Forest. For the ownership, part of it is a forest reserve controlled by Kenya Forestry Service and the other side (western section) belongs to Narok County Council, trust land. Before the forest act was put in place, way before 2005, the politicians could excise the forest and this has happened since 1932. The biggest excision occurred in 2001 where 67,000 acres was hived off and the most severe was East Mau. East Mau supports six rivers flowing into Lake Nakuru and the effect of this now is that all these rivers currently are seasonal. On a wider scope, Mau entirely controls 12 main rivers. If Molo River dries up, Lake Baringo is affected immediately. If Kerio River which flows into Lake Turban dries up, the lake is affected immediately. If three rivers, River Yala, River Nyando and River Sondu Miriu which flows into Lake Victoria are affected, the effects are severe. Already, there is a power plant at Sondu Miriu and there is no dam around, the turbines are moved by the natural flow of the river. If the river is affected, the power plant automatically stalls. The Mara River flows right through Maasai Mara and if this dries up, the jewel is lost completely since it is the only source of water in that area. Ewaso Nyiro River flows into Lake Natron, the only place in the region where flamingoes breed. The flamingo circle system which flows from Lake Nakuru, Lake Magadi and Lake Bogoria, all that will disappear because the only source of fresh water into Lake Natron comes from Mau. The spectacle will be gone and also add the six rivers flowing into Lake Naivasha and Lake Nakuru. Therefore Mau is life and Mau is Kenya, we cannot play around with it! Please do politics with other things but not this one. The nearby towns of Molo and Elburgon are all originally part of Mau Forest. This is the most extensive forest in the region other than Congo Forest.
The global entitlement of an individual to water is 1000 cubic metres per citizen but in Kenya its is only 300 cubic metres per individual. The tragedy of this all that the ratio is declining. The grave outcome and source of conflicts in the Northern parts of Kenya is the struggle for the scarce water and pasture resources among others. This is moving south. More tragically, Nairobi, the capital city is served water from only two dams, Sasumwa and Ndakaini, which gets their water from Aberdares. The other dam planned in Makuyu is not yet operational. Luckily, Aberdares in now fully fenced electrically but people can still cut the electric fence and go in. The recommendation for Nairobi just a little payment for ecological services whereby they can invest back in the communities around Aberdares so they don’t overstretch the jewel and protect it. Debate on natural resource management should dominate any other thing because there is trouble already. On energy, about 70 per cent of Kenyans use wood fuel or charcoal but there is only 1.7 per cent forest cover remaining and it’s declining. Worth knowing also is that the global recommended forest cover for any country is 10 per cent. Lost forest land should be reclaimed and restored.
Vision 2030 can never be realized if investors keep asking if there is adequate, constant and sustainable supply of electricity and water. The government can also subsidize the kerosene price and supply as well as cooking gas to affordable standards. Every citizen must also play a part, plant a tree every month. In a year you shall have planted 12 and if this is multiplied by 40 million people, these will be a lot of trees. It is sometimes a matter of common sense, take a stance.

Just Trust Us, Don’t Assume

Don’t assume that guys won’t care where you are, because we do.
It makes us feel secure to know that our girlfriends aren’t off flirting with guys we’ve never heard of.

*Also, don’t talk about your ex-boyfriends.
We never have, nor ever will respect or like them, nor do we want to hear about them.
When you do, you’re asking your boyfriend to be jealous.
You’re asking your boyfriend to lose trust.

*On that, don’t hump everything that walks into the room.
We don’t care if you talk to other guys.
We don’t care if you’re friends with other guys.
But when you’re sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn’t help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we’re still there.

*Also, when we tell you you’re pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don’t tell us we’re wrong.
We’ll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.

*Don’t be mad when we hold the door open.
Smile and say “thank you.”
Let us pay for you.
Don’t “feel bad.”
We enjoy doing it.
It’s expected.
Smile and say – everybody together now – “thank you.”

*Kiss us when no one’s watching.
If you kiss us when you know nobody’s looking we’ll be more impressed.

*You don’t have to get dressed up for us.
If we’re going out with you in the first place, you don’t have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have, put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

*Don’t flirt with guys when we’re not around.
We’ll find out. Trust us.
We have eyes everywhere.
And when we find out, we’re pissed.
Not necessarily with the guys you flirted with, more-so with you.

*Don’t take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don’t get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/ media as your bible.

*Don’t talk about how hot Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt is in front of us.
It’s boring, and we don’t care.
You have girlfriends for that.

*Whatever happened to the word “handsome”?
Why does everything have to be “hot/sexy”?
I’d be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with “Hey handsome!” instead of “Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy” or whatever else you can think of.
Claiming girls or guys to be “hot” shows immaturity.

**Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren’t being treated right by a guy, don’t wait for him to change.
Ditch his sorry, disgrace-to-the -male-populatio n ass, and find someone who will treat you with utter respect.
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you’re at your lowest.Image

 

Just sick of ladies calling all men dogs, and men calling all ladies hoes or sluts.

I’m really sick of all the men saying women are hoes, sluts and/or tramps. Newsflash, someone has to be sexing them and guess what, it’s us men. Then after doing so and finding out your homeboy or crew already hit, all of a sudden she is a hoe or slut. She wasn’t that when you were calling her whenever you wanted some. Oh yea men, when you being selfish and simply about getting yours, more times than not you didn’t even satisfy her, but yet you think you the man in bed. I’m willing to bet the biggest hoe you know or think you know has slept with less people than you, so what does that make you exactly? You men are so tired of hoes, well, blame your fellow males for continuing the trend giving attention, buying things, boosting egos and sexing these so called hoes, so don’t look for change because it’s not happening! Men: Do Better

The same way, I’m really sick of all the women saying men are dogs, players and no good. Newsflash, for each and every female that allows poor treatment, disrespectful behavior, any type of abuse, taking him back when cheating, etc, it is you who continues this cycle because you all are the ones allowing this to happen staying with a man who should be kicked to the curb. Quit telling yourself ‘but I love him’ and using it as an excuse or justification for his ignorant ways, poor treatment and inconsistent behavior. Have more love for yourself and lose the loser. If you don’t get rid of him, then blame yourself and all the other women unable to do so for not reading the writing on the wall when the signs are always there, thinking he is going to change or somehow you’re the one who he will change for because it’s not happening! Women: Do Better!